>>>>
>>>> Windows vs. Ford.
>>>>
>>>> For all of us who feel only the deepest love
>>>> and affection for the way computers have
>>>> enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent
>>>> computer expo (COMDEX) : Bill Gates
>>>> reportedly compared the computer industry
>>>> with the auto industry and stated,
>>>> "If Ford had kept up with technology
>>>> like the computer industry has, we would
>>>> all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles
>>>> to the gallon."
>>>>
>>>> In response to Bill's comments,
>>>> Ford issued a press release stating:
>>>>
>>>> If Ford had developed technology like
>>>> Microsoft, we would all be driving cars
>>>> with the following characteristics
>>>> (and I just love this part):
>>>>
>>>> 1. For no reason whatsoever, your
>>>> car would crash.........twice a day.
>>>>
>>>> 2.. Every time they repainted the
>>>> lines in the road, you would have
>>>> to buy a new car.
>>>>
>>>> 3.. Occasionally your car would
>>>> die on the freeway for no reason.
>>>> You would have to pull to the side
>>>> of the road, close all of the windows,
>>>> shut off the car, restart it, and reopen
>>>> the windows before you could continue.
>>>> For some reason you would simply
>>>> accept this.
>>>>
>>>> 4.... Occasionally, executing a maneuver
>>>> such as a left turn would cause your car
>>>> to shut down and refuse to restart, in
>>>> which case you would have to reinstall
>>>> the engine.
>>>>
>>>> 5.... Macintosh would make a car that
>>>> was powered by the sun, was reliable,
>>>> five times as fast and twice as easy to
>>>> drive - but would run on only
>>>> five percent of the roads.
>>>>
>>>> 6...... The oil, water temperature,
>>>> and alternator warning lights would
>>>> all be replaced by a single "This Car
>>>> Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
>>>> warning light.
>>>>
>>>> 7...... The airbag system would ask,
>>>> "Are you sure?"before deploying.
>>>>
>>>> 8........ Occasionally, for no reason
>>>> whatsoever, your car would lock
>>>> you out and refuse to let you in until
>>>> you simultaneously lifted the door
>>>> handle, turned the key and grabbed
>>>> hold of the radio antenna.
>>>>
>>>> 9........ Every time a new car was
>>>> introduced car buyers would have
>>>> to learn how to drive all over again
>>>> because none of the controls would
>>>> operate in the same manner as the
>>>> old car.
>>>>
>>>> 10.......... You'd have to press the
>>>> "Start" button to turn the engine off.
>>>>
>>>> PS - I'd like to add that when all else
>>>> fails, you could call "customer service"
>>>> in some foreign country and be
>>>> instructed in some foreign language
>>>> how to fix your car yourself!
>>>>
>>>> Please share this with your friends
>>>> who love - but sometimes hate -
>>>> their computer!
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